With the last of the festive party confetti swept away and the new year in full swing, it’s time to be flexible – figuratively, and literally. This year, challenge that old set of resolutions and spice things up with a hotel stay in some of our favourite kinky hotels.
Float in a communal pool ‘au natural’ with fellow guests, or take things up a notch with some intimate swingers’ workshops. So go on, have a nakation in one of these adult playgrounds and test your flexibility.
Going nude doesn’t have to mean tantric tricks or raunchy group encounters. At Hidden Beach Resort – Au Naturel Club, a five-star experience is offered with everything done in the nude. Positioned on a stretch of white sandy beach in Cancun, you can appreciate stunning vistas of the turquoise waters of the Caribbean Sea, all the while feeling the gentle wind beneath your wings – or other things for that matter…
The all-inclusive resort offers nudist dining, nude bars, and even a nude disco where you can move to the sounds of Donna Summer’s Hot Stuff, without worrying about spilling that fifth Cosmopolitan on your new frock.
For something truly indulgent, go for the Ocean Front Junior Suite, where you can laze under one of the garden’s many palms, and then slip into the hotel’s lazy river labyrinth which connects to the central pool. Whoever needed to go to Venice for canals?
Are you daring enough to unleash your wildest fantasies? At Desire Riviera Maya Pearl, choose from a plethora of erotic activities offered on the Fantasy Menu, and let your inner naughtiness speak for itself. With so much action going on, it only seems natural that Desire Pearl is located on its very own private stretch of beach, 2.8 kilometres from Puerto Morelos.
The well-appointed rooms, villas and suites are dotted around tropical gardens and swimming pools, but here it’s the range of tantalising services that truly seduce you. If you’re ready to get up close and personal with your lover, why not make use of your very own Kamasutra Kit which comes with feathers and edible oils? Delish!
If you’d like to savour the memories from your risqué stay, you can hire your very own professional videographer for the night and unveil your adult actor. And don’t despair, a DVD with full editing can be purchased for $800 AUD to take back home with you in your carry-on.
Ready to head to Cancun for some raunchy fun? You’re invited along to Desire Riviera Maya Resort, so long as you follow just one simple rule: leave your inhibitions at home! Aspiring to the lexicon of sensuality, eroticism, and pleasure, this all-inclusive couples-only retreat is all about guest mingling at its best. As they always say, sharing is caring!
Located on the Riviera Mayas Bay, Desire Resort is just a short 20-minute drive from the bustling downtown of Cancun and will seduce you with its 114 guestrooms and suites which boast sexy views of tropical gardens and the Caribbean Sea.
If you’re craving a touch of inspiration, book a night in the Passion Suite which is fitted with decorations and details inspired by the Kamasutra – hello creativity! Better still, the suite comes with a four-person Jacuzzi so you can invite your newly acquainted friends around for some bubbling nude fun.
When it comes to Paris, we often think of ‘l’amour’. Whether it’s a stroll along the Seine river with your beau or belle or a cheeky midnight pash under the Eiffel Tower, the city is simply made for romance. In Montmartre and the surrounding areas of Pigalle and Barbès, it’s a slightly different story. Kinky night clubs, peep shows, and of course, the iconic Moulin Rouge add that ‘oh so necessary’ touch of spontaneous spice to the quartier, and in its heart, you’ll find the delectable Hotel Montmartre Mon Amour.
The four-star boutique hotel is a living ode to 19th and 20th-century famous lovers, with rooms featuring frescoes of former greats such as Edith Piaf and Jean-Paul Sartre. What better way to ignite some sensual flame than with a touch of inspiration from those who did it best?
Recline on your gluttonous lip-shaped sofa and settle in for a romantic soirée for deux. If you want to up the ante just a little more, book ‘The Essential’ package which comes with a love box between rose petals, a bottle of Ruinart R. Brut Champagne, and the possibility of in-room massages. Tres sexy!
If you thought Australia was prudish about kinky hotels, think again! Turtle Cove Beach Resort gives Cairns its own dose of naughtiness – hello perfection! Nestled between the Daintree Rainforest and Great Barrier Reef, Turtle Cove is a totally private haven where clothing is optional – so go on, drop those Calvin Klein’s and find your inner nudist.
The resort offers 30 delicious rooms which are tastefully appointed with either queen or king-sized beds. If you saved some pennies not buying the perfect ensemble for your holiday, why not use the extra cash for a couple of nights in one of the Absolute Beach Front suites. Think a private deck and terrace overlooking the coral sea.
If steaminess is key and you’re looking to brush ‘shoulders’ with fellow guests, head to the Rock Pool heated Jacuzzi, which is open 24 hours and guarantees some bubbling fun.
A little closer to home, you can experience some downright fun at Pink Flamingo, a relaxed and gay-friendly haven for all. If you’re looking for a fabulous kind of experience in the top end, this place is likely to meet your expectations to a T. The 12-person adults-only hotel offers free Wi-Fi, flat-screen TVs, and the option of private massages in your own villa for something a little sensual.
Surrounded by lush tropical gardens, this award-winning resort offers a series of garden villas that feature their own private courtyards with hammocks, outdoor double baths, and some fragrant bath salts to send you into lust.
For those wanting to wrap their lips around a skillfully concocted cocktail, head to the Sand Bar, then steam up in the outdoor heated pool where a little mingling won’t go astray. An official member of Gay and Lesbian Tourism Australia, this is the ideal haunt in which to meet like-minded individuals in a ravishing setting.
With a name like hedonism, it couldn’t be any clearer what this hotel is all about. If you’re craving a spot of sensual self-indulgence in the heart of the Jamaican town, Negril, Hedonism II Resort will certainly quench your thirst.
This adults-only resort offers 280 luxury rooms and suites, which come with bubbling Jacuzzis and rain showers to prep you for your nude display. The hotel stresses the maxim of ‘optional clothing’, but once you experience the freedom of going ‘au natural’, there’s no turning back.
The resort offers an outdoor swimming pool, a private nude beach, and nightly adult-themed entertainment to get the ball rolling. If you’re hoping to swing, but you need a little push, head to the ‘Romping Shop’ where couples, single women, and single men are invited to participate in a ‘mingling’ experience. Think soft lighting, white fluffy pillows, and beds surrounded by waterfalls to all help you get into the swing of things.